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  1. caryrandolph:

    ineedtoo:kathlellen:dazzlingdelta:miltnr:fusioned:andrearosen:

    Highlights, y’all.  Goofus may have been the asshole, but with whom would you want to sleep?  (Assuming they grew up in cartoon time.)  Answer: Not Gallant.

    “Goofus takes Cary to a dive bar and then keeps her up all night makin’ whoopie in his parents’ basement.”

    “Gallant brings Cary supermarket carnations and a Dave Matthews CD, then has her home by eleven because it’s a weeknight.”

    “Goofus is a huge dick, but he also has a huge dick.”

    “Gallant is a great, big, orange-sharing puss.”

    bahahahahah tooo funny!

    caryrandolph:

    ineedtoo:kathlellen:dazzlingdelta:miltnr:fusioned:andrearosen:

    Highlights, y’all.  Goofus may have been the asshole, but with whom would you want to sleep?  (Assuming they grew up in cartoon time.)  Answer: Not Gallant.

    “Goofus takes Cary to a dive bar and then keeps her up all night makin’ whoopie in his parents’ basement.”

    “Gallant brings Cary supermarket carnations and a Dave Matthews CD, then has her home by eleven because it’s a weeknight.”

    “Goofus is a huge dick, but he also has a huge dick.”

    “Gallant is a great, big, orange-sharing puss.”

    bahahahahah tooo funny!